哪里是你當我結婚了？
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and kill you."
The man did as he was instructed, and just then, a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
一個男人在街上走的時候，他聽到一個聲音：“停止！站著！如果你再向前走一步，磚塊會落在你的頭上殺了你。”
他停了下來，一個大磚頭落在他面前。他很驚訝。他去了，過了一段時間之后，他要過馬路。一次又一次的聲音喊道：“停止！站著！如果你再向前走一步，一輛車會撞你，殺了你。”
他并為他，這時，一輛車來了歪歪斜斜的在角落里，幾乎失去了他。”你在哪兒啊。男人問。”你是誰。
“我是你的守護天使，”那聲音回答。
“哦，是嗎？”男人問。”哪里是你當心我結婚了？”
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