The Looney Bin (瘋人院)
Late one night at the insane asylum （瘋人院）one inmate shouted， “I am Napoleon！”
Another one said， “How do you know？”
The first inmate said， “God told me！”
Just then， a voice from another room shouted， “I did not！”
瘋人院
一天晚上，在瘋人院里，一個病人說：“我是拿破侖！”另一個說：“你怎么知道？”第一個人說：“上帝對我說的！”一會兒，一個聲音從另一個房間傳來：“我沒說！”
Notes：
（1）Looney （俚語）瘋子
（2）inmate（n.同住者，同室者（特指在醫院、監獄））
（3）insane asylum （瘋人院）
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