一切發生得都太快了。
When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.
一個蝸牛過馬路，被一個烏龜從身上碾過。在急救室里它恢復了知覺，有的人問它事故是怎樣發生的。
“I really can't remember,” the snail replied. “You see, it all happened so fast.”
“我記不起來了，”蝸?；卮鹫f，“你瞧，一切發生得都太快了。
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