那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事31：補衣服
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
To patch the hole of pants
補衣服
A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, " she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”
一位年輕的丈夫下班回到家里，發現新娘心煩意亂。“我心里太難受了，她說，我在給你熨西裝時把褲子的臀部燒了個大洞。 ”
"Forget It,n"said her husband. "Remember that l've got an extra pair of pants for that suit．
“沒事兒，”丈夫安慰她說，你忘了我這套衣服有兩條褲子。
"Yes,”said the woman.cheering up. "And it's luckY you have.I used another pants to patch the hole."
”是的，“妻子高興地說，幸虧你還有一條，我后來就用它來補了這個洞了。
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