我知道有些傻瓜會問我
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied,“twenty seven feet, six and one half inches.” “what? How come you are so sure of that distance?” asked the judge.“Well, I knew some idiot would ask me, So I measure it!” replied the carpenter.
一個木匠為目擊的事故作證人。法官問他如何遠離他從事故。木匠回答說，“二零七英尺，六個和一個半英寸?！薄笆裁?？你怎么這么肯定的距離？“法官問道?！班?，我知道有些傻瓜會問我，所以我量！“木匠回答道。
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