爆笑英語幽默笑話精59:How do You Feel Now你現在感覺如何（英漢雙語笑話）
59.How do You Feel Now
59.你現在感覺如何
Tom groaned to the doctor in his school's hospital, "My arm hurts, my stomach hurts, my chest hurts, my neck hurts, my shoulder hurts,and my head hurts."
湯姆呻吟著對校醫院的大夫說:“我的胳膊疼，肚子疼，胸口疼，月李子疼，雙肩疼，頭也疼。”
The doctor examined the patient. She began by tapping the knee with a small hammer to test his reflexes.“How do you feel now?”she asked.
大夫開始給他檢查。大夫用一把小錘子敲打他的膝關節看他的反應，“你現在感覺怎么樣?”醫生問。
"Now my knee hurts，too.”groaned Tom.
“現在我的膝部也疼了。”湯姆呻吟地說。
groan
n.[C]呻吟聲;哼聲 vi.呻吟
reflex
n.[C}反射;反映
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