我就明白該是回家的時候了。
A businessman enters a tavern（酒館）, sits down at bar,orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket before orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at the photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
有個生意人進了酒館，坐在吧臺，要了一大杯雙份裝的加冰馬提尼。
他喝完酒，沖襯衫兜里瞟一眼，完了叫服務員再備上一大杯馬提尼。
喝完之后，他又沖襯衫兜里瞟一眼，完了又叫服務員上了一大杯馬提尼。
那服務員說：“我說哥們，我愿意整晚給你上酒。可你得告我，在續杯前，你為嗎要往襯衫兜里瞅？”
那顧客回答說：“我瞟一眼我老婆照片，要是她變好看了，我就明白該是回家的時候了。”
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