雙語笑話 第一次求職
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.
第一次求職時，我意識到在列舉我所具備的為數(shù)不多的條件時，得有點創(chuàng)造性。當問及我是否受過其它的培訓時，我老實地回答說我花了三年時間學計算機程序設計課。我得到了那份工作。
我沒有提到那門功課我重復學了三年才考及格。
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