外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹33：誰(shuí)是喬治?華盛頓 (中英)
有一位老師問(wèn)了一個(gè)學(xué)生很多問(wèn)題，但那個(gè)學(xué)生一個(gè)問(wèn)題也回答不上來(lái)。于是，老師決定問(wèn)他一些非常簡(jiǎn)單的問(wèn)題，使他能答對(duì)幾個(gè)。
A teacher was asking a student a lot of question，but the student couldn’t answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy question so that he could get a few right.
她說(shuō):“班克·希爾是什么?”
"What was Banker Hill?" She said.
這位學(xué)生想了一會(huì)，然后回答:“一個(gè)飛機(jī)場(chǎng)?”
The student thought for some time and then answered，"an airport?"
老師說(shuō):“不!是一場(chǎng)戰(zhàn)役!”她有點(diǎn)生氣了，但是她還是盡量不表現(xiàn)出來(lái)。接著，她問(wèn)道:“美國(guó)的第一任總統(tǒng)是誰(shuí)?”
"No, it was a battle," the teacher said. She was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it. Then she asked，"Who was the first President of the United States? "
這位學(xué)生想了好長(zhǎng)的一段時(shí)間，但還是一言不發(fā)。老師非常生氣，大聲喊道:“喬治·華盛頓!”學(xué)生站了起來(lái)，開(kāi)始走回自己的座位。
The student thought for a long time, but didn't say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted，"George Washington!" the student got up and began to walk towards his seat.
老師說(shuō):“回來(lái)!我沒(méi)叫你回去!”
"Come back!" the teacher said. "I didn’t tell you're to go."
這位學(xué)生說(shuō):“哦，對(duì)不起!我以為你叫下一位學(xué)生呢!”
"Oh，I'sorry ," the student said，"I thought you called the next studen
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