第22期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 I，You and she我，你，她
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. T
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.
When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."
Notes:
(1) learn sth. by heart諳記；能背出
(2) proudly adv.自豪地
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：
?、?What did Peter learn on his first day at school?
?、?How many sentences did the teacher teach him?
?、?Who asked him a question when Peter went home?
④ How did his father feel when he heard Peter's sentences?
⑤ What sentences did his father teach him?
118.我，你，她
彼得是個聰明的孩子。在學(xué)校的第一天，他學(xué)了三個詞：我，你，她。老師教他如何用這三個詞造句子。老師說：“我，我是你的老師；（然后指著一個女孩）她，她是你的同學(xué)；你，你是我的學(xué)生?！?
彼得回到家里，爸爸問他學(xué)了什么。彼得馬上說：“我，我是你的老師；（然后指著他的媽媽）她，她是你的同學(xué)；你，你是我的學(xué)生?！彼陌职致犃朔浅Ｉ鷼猓f：“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著他的妻子）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子。”
第二天，老師問彼得是否用心學(xué)那三個詞了。“是的，”彼得自豪地說，“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著一個女孩）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子?！?
練習(xí)參考答案：
① He learnt three words: 1, You and She.
?、?Three sentences.
?、?His father.
④ He got angry.
?、?I, I am your father; She, She is your mother; You, You my son.
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