第1540期雙語笑話理想男友的標準修訂版（62歲時）（1）
What l want in a man at different ages
我在不同年齡時的理想男友的標準
Revised List ( age 62 )
修訂版（62歲時）
1. Doesn't scare small children
1．不要嚇唬小孩子
2. Remembers where bathroom is
2．記得浴室在哪
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
3．不需要太多錢生活
4.OnIy snores lightly when asleep
4．睡著的時候鼾聲較小
5. Remembers why he's faughing
5．記得自己為何大笑
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
6．行動自如
7. Usually wears clothes
7．通常穿著衣服
8. Likes soft foods
8．喜歡軟的食物
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
9．記得把自己的假牙放哪了
10. Remembers that itls the weekend
10.記得哪天是周末
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