雙語笑話 我是單身漢
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.
杰克騎車摔傷，去醫院治療。一位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓填。 杰克填好后遞上表格。
"Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while and said "l'm a bachelor."
“還有什么漏填的?”護士問。“有！”杰克想了想說，“我是個單身漢?！?/p>
單詞&詞組
wonderful 令人愉快的：奇妙的：非凡的：美好的
poetic （與）詩（有關）的，用于詩的
bare 赤裸的，光禿禿的
postscript （信末簽名后的）附言，又及
locket 金屬裝飾小盒，（掛在項鏈下的保藏紀念品的貴重） 金屬小盒
engrave 雕刻（文字，圖案）
chastise 厲聲訓斥：嚴厲譴責
bachelor 單身漢：學士（僅用于頭銜或固定用法）
知道不知道
bachelor party就是在男生結束單身生活之前，他的好友會為他舉辦的一場party，讓他正式告別單身生活。對應地，weddingshower，也稱為bridal shower，指的則是女子婚前派對，是為即將結婚的女性舉行的聚會。類似的表達還有baby showero BabyShower是美國的一項傳統，是為即將生產的媽媽舉辦的”送禮聚會”，一方面向準媽媽表示祝賀，一方面也對準父母在經濟上給予支持，一般在預產期前四到八周舉辦。送養育嬰兒的必胥品是聚會的核心內容o為了客人買禮物方便，在組織聚會時，主人會事先通知客人送禮的“主題。例如，指定不同客人買適合嬰兒在不同季節的用品，叫做季節送禮會”(Seasonal Shower)，如果要求所有客人都送一包尿片，就叫做H尿片送禮會“《DiaperShower)。主題完全根據需要設計，沒有一定之規。
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