腦移植
Brain Transplant
A wealthy man lay critically ill. “There's only one thing that will save you,” his doctor said. “ A brain transplant. it's experimental and very expensive.”
“Money is no problem,” the man said. “Can you get a brain for me ？”
“There are three available. The first was from a university professor, but it'll cost you $10,000.”
“Don't worry, I can pay. What about the second？”
“It was from a rocket scientist. It'll cost you $100,000.”
“I have the money. And I'd be a lot smarter too. But what about the third？”
“The third was from a government bureaucrat. It will set you back half a million dollars.”
“Why so much for the bureaucrat's brain？” the patient asked.
“Never been used.”
腦移植
醫生對他的一位病入膏肓的富翁病人說：“只有一個辦法可以救你，那就是腦移植。這種辦法是實驗性的而且非常貴?！?/p>
“錢沒有問題，”那個富翁說，“問題是，你能弄到大腦嗎？”
“有三種選擇。第一種是一名大學教授的，但要花1萬元。”
“不用擔心，我付得起。那么第二種呢？”
“第二種是一名火箭科學家的，得花10萬元?！?/p>
“我有錢，那樣我還能更聰明。那么第三種呢？”
“第三種是一名政府官僚的，得花50萬元?！?/p>
“為什么政府官僚的腦子這么貴？”病人問道。
“因為他的腦子從未用過?！?/p>
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