Is He Dying? 雙語笑話

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A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, "The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life."

Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. "Sure," came the reply, "but he only gave me ten."
　　一個男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流淚。一個朋友走進來問他為何如此傷心。那人哭著說：“剛才醫生告訴我，在我的余生里都要吃這些藥片。”

　　他的朋友很輕松地指出，許多人一輩子每天都要吃藥。“當然，”男人回答說：“但是他只給了我十片。”

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