看笑話學英語52:Your Horse Called馬打電話來了
聽笑話學英語52:Your Horse Called馬打電話來了
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
一個家伙正在看報紙，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎鍋敲他的后腦勺。
He asks, "What was that for?"
他問道：“這是為什么？”
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
她說：“我在你口袋里發現了一張寫有‘Betty Sue’的紙條。”
He says, "Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
他說：“哎呀，親愛的，‘Betty Sue’是我賭的那匹馬的名字。”
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
她聳了聳肩，走了。 三天后他正在看報紙，妻子走到他身后，又用一只煎鍋敲他的后腦勺。
He asks, "What was that for?"
他問：“這又是為什么？”
She answers, "Your horse called."
她答道：“你的馬打電話來了。”
英語單詞短語學習：
1 frying pan 煎鍋；長柄平底鍋
eg：Straight out of the frying pan where her boyfriend was cooking it.
直接從她男朋友的煎鍋上拿下來就吃
短語
frying pan 平底不粘鍋
Small Frying-Pan 煎鍋太小了
frying-pan 煎鍋 ; 長柄平鍋 ; 蒸炒鍋
aluminum frying-pan 鋁炒菜鍋
electric frying-pan 電局鍋
sausages sputtering in the frying-pan 在煎鍋中畢剝作響的香腸
frying pan 煎鍋
Frying Pan Lake 煎鍋湖
Tilting frying pan 大型煎鍋
2 smacks
n. 滋味；少量；海洛因；風味
vt. 摑；用掌擊
vi. 用掌擊；帶有…風味
adv. 猛然；直接地
eg：She smacked me on the side of the head.
她打到了我一邊腦袋上。
短語
God Smacks 聲帶
SMACKS INDUSTRIES LIMITED 公司名稱
Smacks The Lips 咂咂嘴
Smacks Against This Principle 違背這樣準則
The water smacks of sulphur 這水有點兒硫磺味
Smacks you in the head 抽你一記耳光 ; 抽打你的頭
Medicine that smacks of sulphur 微帶硫磺味的藥
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