Lawyer Joke(17)
An attorney，anxious to impress the judge with the detail，asked the following line of questions of a doctor who had recently performed an autopsy.
Q：Doctor，before you performed the autopsy，did you check for a pulse？
A：No. Q：Did you check for blood pressure？
A：No. Q：Did you check for breathing？
A：No. Q：So，then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy？
A：No. Q：How can you be so sure，Doctor？
A：Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q：But could the patient have still been alive，nevertheless？
A：Yes，it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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