外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹104：羅素悖論(中英)
The great logician Betrand Russell once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1.
偉大的邏輯學家羅素曾說過用1+1=1他可以證明一切事物。
So one day , some smarty一pants asked him; "0k. Prove that you're the Pope.”
一天，幾個自作聰明的人問他:“證明一下你是教皇。”
He thought for a while and proclaimed, "I am one. The Pope is one. Therefore, the Pope and I are one.”
他想了想，然后說“我是一個人，教皇是一個人，所以我們都是一個人。”
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