外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹304：三個心愿(中英)
A poor little lonely old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a friend. One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been unable to pay the electric bill. So, she went up to the suit and got an old oil lamp from her childhood. As she rubbed it clean a genie appeared and allowed her three wishes.
一個窮困而孤苦伶仃的老太太和她的貓住在一間房子里。一天.她正坐椅子上織毛衣，可燈卻熄滅了。因為她已交不起電錢了。于是她走到閣樓_匕找出了一只小時候用的油燈。當她擦拭油燈的時候，一個妖怪出現(xiàn)了，要幫她實現(xiàn)三個心愿。
"First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again.”
“首先，我想變得很有錢，再也不用為錢擔心了。”
"Second, I want to be young and beautiful again.”
“然后，我想再變回到年輕時那漂亮的樣子。”
"And Last，I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince.”
“最后，我想讓我的貓變成一位英俊瀟灑的王子。”
*POOF*
璞!
As the smoke cleared she saw she was surrounded by big bags of coins, and that in the mirror was a young beautiful woman. She turned as the handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms and said, "Now I'11 bet you're sorry you took me to the vet for that little operation.”
隨著一陣煙霧漫漫散開，她看見自己的周圍都是大袋子的錢幣，鏡子里照出的是一位年青漂亮的女人，在她轉身的時候，那位英俊的王子走到了門前，將她抱入懷中，對她說:“現(xiàn)在我敢打賭，你一定為把我送到獸醫(yī)那里做這個小手術而感到后悔。”
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