我根本就看不見
I cannot see it at all
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."
中文：
晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時(shí)母親忽然想起點(diǎn)兒事來，便對(duì)正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開著呢？” 過了一會(huì)兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房里太黑了，我根本就看不見。”
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