你無疑是我見過的最不起眼的東西。
A mighty elephant looked down at a tiny mouse and said,“You are undoubtedly the most insignificant thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Pardon me while I write down that,”answered the mouse,“I want to say it to a flea I know.”
一只龐然的大象不屑地對一只老鼠說:“你無疑是我見過的最不起眼的東西。”
“請再說一遍,我要把這句話記下來,”老鼠說:“我想對我認識的一只跳蚤這樣說。”
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