吝嗇的軍需官--雙語幽默笑話
"no," growled（咆哮） the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. the pair you have aren't worn out."
“不行，”軍需官大聲說：“你不能領(lǐng)一雙新鞋子，你穿著的那雙還沒有穿破。”
"not worn out," cried the recruit, " why, if i step on a dime i can feel if it's head or tails."
“沒穿破，”新兵叫道：“為什么？如果我踩到一個(gè)一角硬幣，我可以知道踩著的那面是頭還是字。”
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