英語(yǔ)基本功差：常常鬧笑話
英語(yǔ)笑話（一）
老師在黑板上寫(xiě)了一句：time is money.并讓同學(xué)們翻譯。有名學(xué)生答道：“湯姆是瑪麗。” 小明上英文課時(shí)跟老師說(shuō)：may i go to the toilet?
老師說(shuō)：go ahead.小明就坐了下來(lái)。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，小明又跟老師說(shuō)：may i go to the toilet?
老師說(shuō)：go ahead.
小明又坐了下來(lái)。他旁邊的同學(xué)于是忍不住問(wèn)：你不是跟老師說(shuō)要上廁所嗎？怎么不去？
小明說(shuō)：你沒(méi)聽(tīng)老師說(shuō)「去你個(gè)頭」啊！
英語(yǔ)笑話（二）
某日劉洪濤遇到外賓，上前搭話曰：i am hongtao liu，外賓曰：我tm還是方片七呢！
英語(yǔ)笑話（三）
江青會(huì)見(jiàn)外賓，要求翻譯要嚴(yán)格按她的意思翻，不許走樣。外賓一見(jiàn)到江青，立刻拍馬屁道："miss jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻譯照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上還要謙虛一下：“哪里，哪里”。
翻譯不敢怠慢，把江青的話翻成英文："where? where?" 外賓一愣，還有這樣的人，追問(wèn)哪里漂亮的，干脆馬屁拍到底："everywhere, everywhere."
翻譯：“你到處都很漂亮。”江青更高興了，但總是要客氣一下：“不見(jiàn)得，不見(jiàn)得”。翻譯趕緊翻成英文："you are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."
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