相關文章

• Family Joke(41)

  　　Examining his new will，the old man said to his attorney，“I guess this makes my son and I sort of like football players.”　　“How‘s that？”the lawyer asked.“Well，until I kick off，he doesn’t re...

  2018-12-29 英語笑話

• Lightning

  　　Lightning　　Teacher： Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice？　　Roy： Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more！　　閃電　　老師：為什么說閃電從來...

  2018-12-09 英語笑話

• 他快樂地度過的日子。

  There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a whi...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 英語笑話：干干凈凈的流浪漢

  導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)...

  2019-01-07 英語笑話

• 雙語笑話 水果游戲

  Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of th...

  2018-11-25 英語笑話

• 英語笑話笑死人不償命69: 一個感人的告別(雙語)

  A Touching Farewell兩個老朋友出外打高爾夫球，Two old friends were out golfing.當他們在一處路旁準備開球時，As they were'preparing to tee off near a road,一列出殯送葬車隊恰巧經過那里，其中一位朋友脫...

  2018-10-31 英語笑話

• Fresh milk

  　　Fresh milkCustomer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.　　Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS　　新鮮牛奶　　客戶:我想知道這牛奶是否新鮮。　　侍者:新鮮的?在三個小時以前它是草　　A noteI w...

  2018-12-07 英語笑話

• 他發(fā)現(xiàn)妻子在搖半歲的女兒

  One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt ve...

  2018-11-28 英語笑話

• 初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話13：能讓我們老師回去嗎?（中英）

  4.May We Have Our Teacher Back?能讓我們老師回去嗎?While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly stud...

  2018-11-07 英語笑話

• 英語幽默笑話30秒Unit26：:Social Worker 社會工作者(雙語)

  Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.有兩名社會工作者在晚上的時候 走過市區(qū)的簡陋地方。They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upo...

  2018-10-31 英語笑話