除非我們知道你住在哪里

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My husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper.

Because we live in rural area where no street numbers are used, I was concerned that the carrier would have trouble finding us.

Sure enough, we missed delivery several days despite frequent calls to the circulation department.

Finally I phoned to cancel the subscription. "You'll have to tell me your exact location," the woman on the line said. "We can't cancel the subscription unless we know where you live.

我丈夫訂我們本地的報紙。
因為我們住在鄉(xiāng)下，沒有接到號碼，所以我擔心郵遞員是否能找到我們。
果然，我們錯過了幾天的盡管頻繁的電話。最后我打電話取消訂閱。”你要告訴我你的確切位置，”電話中女子說。”我們不能取消訂閱，除非我們知道你住在哪里。

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