英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【48】Good Thing He Has You
While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her for a teacher, he wouldn't be able to concentrate. " Then she paused and added, "Good thing he has you. "
※ Notes
（1） remark v. 談起
（2） concentrate v. 集中注意力于；專(zhuān)心于
※ Exercises
根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：
?、?The teacher was talking to a parent o one a parent of one of her ______students.
A. first-grade
B. second-grade
C. third-grade
D. fourth-grade
?、?What happened when they were talking?
A. The student came in.
B. The headmaster asked the teacher to go to his office.
C. The bell rang for a break .
D. Another woman teacher came by.
③ What did the mother think of the woman passing by?
A. She thought that the woman was ugly .
B. She thought that the woman was too noisy.
C. She thought that the woman taught badly.
D. She thought that the woman was very pretty.
?、?Why wouldn't the mother like the pretty woman to teach her son?
A. Although she wag pretty, she was not competent for her job.
B. The students would be attracted by her beauty instead of her teaching.
C. The students didn't like a pretty woman to teach them.
D. The pretty woman was not so kind to her students.
?、?The mother' s words "good thing he has you" implies that_____ .
A. the teacher was not pretty
B. the teacher was too kind
C. the teacher was very good at her teaching
D. the mother liked the teacher very much
※ 譯文
有你教他真好
在我和一位三年級(jí)學(xué)生的母親交談時(shí)，另一位老師從旁邊走過(guò)。那位母親評(píng)論說(shuō)那女教師真美，她說(shuō)：“如果由她教我兒子的話(huà)，他一定不能認(rèn)真聽(tīng)課的?！彼ｎD了一下，又加了一句：“有你教他真好。”
※ 練習(xí)參考答案
?、貱②D③D④B⑤A
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