我要表現得像位女士
I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
中文版我要表現得像位女士
一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。
他竭力忍耐著。后來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。
“你干嘛？”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？”
“聽著，”他說，“我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。”
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