每日一笑：(7.23)
Doctor: What's your average weight?
Patient: I have no idea.
Doctor: Well, what do you think is the most you have ever weighed?
Patient: I'd say about one hundred and fifty-four pounds.
Doctor: Good. And what do you think is the least you have ever
weighed?
Patient: Six pounds, fifteen ounces, I think.
體重
醫(yī)生：你的平均體重是多少？
病人：我不知道。
醫(yī)生：好吧。你認(rèn)為你自己最重的時(shí)候體重是多少？
病人：我想是154英鎊。
醫(yī)生：很好。那么你最輕的時(shí)候的呢？
病人：嗯，我想是6英鎊15盎司吧。
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