英語(yǔ)幽默笑話大全時(shí)尚生活篇流行趨勢(shì)6：愛(ài)情使人盲目(雙語(yǔ)閱讀)

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第四部分流行趨勢(shì)

Unit 6 Net Love 網(wǎng)上速配

英語(yǔ)幽默笑話大全時(shí)尚生活篇6：愛(ài)情使人盲目(雙語(yǔ)閱讀)

Love is blind.

愛(ài)情使人盲目。

Once upon a time the Frogs decided to ask Jupiter, the King of the gods, for a King of their~.Jupiter~amused.

從前，青蛙們向眾神之王丘比特請(qǐng)求，給他們分派一個(gè)國(guó)王。丘比特覺(jué)得很可笑。

A:Here you are. Here is a king for you.

給你們，這就是你們的國(guó)王。

(The Frogs dived under the water in fright, burrowing as deep into the mud as they could. After a time one of the braver ones swam cautiously to the surface to take a look at the new King.

青蛙們驚恐地潛到水里，盡量往泥土深處藏。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，一只勇敢的青蛙小心翼翼地游到水面，來(lái)看看他們的新國(guó)王。)

B:He looks very quiet, Perhaps he is asleep.

看起來(lái)他很安靜，可能是睡著了吧。

(The log stayed quite still on the smooth lake and one by one more Frogs came up to take a look. They swam closer and closer until at last they leaped right on top of it, quite forgetting that they had been frightened.Young Frogs began to use it as a diving board;old Frogs sat sunning themselves on it; mother Frogs taught their tadpoles their first，wobbly jumps on its bark.

圓木靜靜地浮在平靜的湖面上。青蛙們紛紛來(lái)看一看他們的國(guó)王。他們?cè)接卧浇?，最后竟跳到了圓木上，完全忘了他們最初的驚恐。小青蛙們用它來(lái)作跳板;老青蛙坐在上面曬太陽(yáng);青蛙媽媽在樹(shù)皮上教小蝌蚪們學(xué)最基本的搖擺式跳躍的動(dòng)作。)

C:This is a dull kind of a King，you know. I thought we wanted some-one to keep us in order. This one just lies around and lets us do what we please.

這個(gè)國(guó)王太遲鈍了，我想，我們需要的是一個(gè)使我們守秩序的國(guó)王。這個(gè)國(guó)王只是躺在那兒，任由我們隨意活動(dòng)。

(So the Frogs went once more to Jupiter.

于是，青蛙們又去找丘比特。)

B:Can't you give us a better King? Someone who will be a bit more active than the one you sent before

您不能給我們派一個(gè)更好的國(guó)王嗎?他們問(wèn)，一個(gè)比先前您派去的那個(gè)更活躍的國(guó)王。

(Jupiter was not in a good mood.

丘比特情緒很不好。)

A:Silly little animals，I shall give them just what they deserve this time.

愚蠢的小動(dòng)物，這回我要把他們應(yīng)得的給他們。

(He sent a long-legged stork to the lake. The Frogs were very impressed and crowded admiringly round. But before they could even begin the speeches of welcome they had prepared，the stork stuck his long beak into the water and began to gobble up as man Frogs as he could see.

他派了一只長(zhǎng)腳鶴到湖里去。青蛙對(duì)鶴的印象極為深刻，他們羨慕地圍攏過(guò)來(lái)。可是，還沒(méi)等他們致準(zhǔn)備好了的歡迎詞，鶴就把他的長(zhǎng)嘴伸進(jìn)水了，看見(jiàn)青蛙就大口地吞食。)

B:That's not what we meant at all.

這根本不是我們的本意。

(The Frogs gasped as they dived once more into the mud. But this time Jupiter would not listen.

青蛙們喘著氣，又鉆到了泥土里?？墒?，這一次，丘比特不再理會(huì)他們了。)

A:I only gave you what you asked for, Perhaps it will teach you not to complain about things so much.

我只是給你們所要求的，也許這會(huì)給你們一個(gè)教訓(xùn)，不要抱怨太多。

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