英語幽默笑話30秒Unit10：Laboratory Tests實驗室檢查(雙語)
Laboratory Tests
實驗室檢查
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
有兩個小孩子坐在一間診療室外面。
One of them was crying very loudly.
其中一個小孩子哭得非常犬聲。
2nd Child；Why are you crying?
第二位小孩子說：“你為什么哭呀？”
1st Child:I came here for blood test.
第一位小孩子說：“我來這里驗血呀”
2nd Child：So？Are you afraid?
第二位小孩子說：“那又怎樣？你害怕呀？”
1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.
第一位小孩子說：“不怕呀，又不是那樣啦。因為驗血的話，他們要割我的手指頭啦。”
At this,the second one started crying.
一聽到這么說，第二位小孩子就開始哭了，
The first one was astonished.
第一位小孩子就非常驚訝。
1st Child :Why are you crying now?
第一位小孩子說：“你現在為什幺哭呀？”
2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!
第二位小孩子說：“我來這里微尿液檢驗的啦．！”
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