英語笑話笑死人不償命18: 你做的真好(雙語)
Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a band of ferocious Bedouin.
莫伊。賴?yán)途砻齻€傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中時，一群殘暴的貝都因人把他們抓了起來。
"By the code of the desert you miserable infidels must be destroyed," declared their savage leader. "Set up the guillotine !"
“依據(jù)我們沙漠的規(guī)定，你們這些可憐的異教徒必須被處死，”野蠻的首領(lǐng)說道。“把斷頭臺架設(shè)好。”
Moe was the first to be ordered to the death instrument.
莫伊首先被命令上斷頭臺，但令人驚訝的是，刀具落下時在接近脖子地方就停止不動了。
The blade descended but, amazingly, stopped just short of his neck.
“這是個奇跡！”這位阿拉伯人說道。“把他放走！”
"It's a miracle! " declared the Arab. "Release him!"
接著賴?yán)杨^放在像剃刀刀片一樣銳利的大刀之下，但又一次刀子在接近他的頸部地方停了下來。
Next, Larry placed his head under the huge, razor-sharp blade. But once again it stopped short of his neck.
“奉阿拉真主之命，又是另一個奇跡！”酋長又一次宣布。“放了他！”
"By Allah, another miracle!" affirmed the sheik once more. "Release him! "
最后卷毛被帶到那不吉利的斷頭臺上，仔細(xì)察看后，他發(fā)現(xiàn)一塊小木片擋住了刀鋒的去路。
Finally, Curly was led to the ominous device. Looking closely he noticed a splinter of wood blocking the path of the blade.
“難怪它不發(fā)生作用，”他宣布道。
"Well, no wonder it,s not working," he announced.
“你們的問題就在這里……”
"Here's your problem right here."
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