coffee break 雙語笑話

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   上午10點，coffee break. 由于早上沒吃早飯，肚子有點餓。來到lunch room, 便想從售貨機里買包 peanut butter cracker (0.5美元)充饑。掏出錢包一看，錢包里只有一個quarter (老婆真夠可以的)，心想，這下慘了, 又不能刷卡。
　　看到同一辦公室的老美同事Stephen (65歲左右）正坐在那里喝咖啡，于是便沖他喊道：“Stephen, do you have a dollar?”
　　Stephen: I have three.
　　Me: One is enough.
　　Stephen: Too late.
　　Me : ??? (Too late? 他花了？還是他不愿意借？老美真夠小氣的，一塊錢都不愿意借)。
　　沒辦法，只好又到另一個辦公室找一中國人借了一塊錢。
　　回到售貨機旁，剛想把錢塞進去，Stephen 走了過來：“Oh, I thought you were asking for my daughter”.歡迎來論壇分享更多：
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

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