英語笑話笑死人不償命19: 瞧瞧我的襪子(雙語)
Look at My Socks
瞧瞧我的襪子
"Say, that's an interesting pair of socks you've got on, Charlie, one green and one red. "
“嘿,查理,你穿的這雙襪子真有趣,一只綠色一只紅色。”
"Yeah, and I've got another pair just like it at home."
“是嗎,我家里還有一雙同樣的襪子呢。”
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