爆笑英語幽默笑話精44:Bedtime Prayer睡前禱告（英漢雙語笑話）
44. Bedtime Prayer
44.睡前禱告
Julia was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God，"she said，“Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly.”
朱麗葉在做睡前禱告。“上帝啊，”她說道，“讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。”
Her mother interrupted and said，"Julia，why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?”
媽媽打斷她說:“朱麗葉，你為什么要求上帝讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都呢?”
And Julia replied，“Because that is what I put in my geography exam!”
朱麗葉回答說:“因為我在地理考卷上是這么寫的。”
Naples
n.那不勒斯(意大利南部港市)
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