Elderly Joke(16)
A man was telling his neighbor,“I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars,but it‘s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,”answered the neighbor.“What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty”
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