律師的咨詢費
律師的咨詢費
律師的咨詢費A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would
you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer
said, “$400 dollars!” And the man said, “That’s
a lot of money, isn’t it?” The lawyer said,
“I guess so. What’s your third question?”
有個人打電話給律師,問道:「你回答三個問題的
收費是多少錢?」律師回答說:「四百美元。」
這個人說:「這要不少錢,不是嗎?」
律師回答說:「我想是吧!你的第三個問題是什么?」
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