Elderly Joke(15)

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　　A little old lady came home from shopping and found a robber in her kitchen. Scared and not knowing what to do，she raised her hand and quoted the Scripture“Acts 2：38.”The robber froze in his tracks，so she called the police. When the policeman came，he saw this robber standing perfectly still and wondered what the lady had done. He asked her，and she replied，“I just quoted some Scripture.”The policeman turned to the robber and said，“Why did that Scripture make you act this way？”The robber replied，“Scripture，what Scripture？I thought she said she had an axe and two 38s.”

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