每日一笑（3.12）
Stockbroker
An 84-year-old retired stockbroker was admitted to our hospital's intensive-care unit,suffering from a peptic ulcer and shock from internal hemorrhage. As intravenous lines were started and fluid infused, his vital signs improved rapidly.
The nurses dramatically announced the blood-pressure readings, starting at the shock level
of 60 and increasing to '70...80...90'
There was no doubt about the patient's successful recovery when in the midst of their intonations, he suddenly yelled, When it gets to 110---SELL.'
證券經濟人
我們醫院的特護部收治了一位84歲的退休證券經紀人，他患有消化系統潰瘍，引發內出血而休克。 隨著靜脈注射管的架起，藥液的注入，它很快現實復蘇的跡象。
護士們戲劇性的宣讀他的血壓讀數。從休可時的60，增加到“70...80...90...。”
毫無疑問，病人已成功的搶救過來了，就在這時，在護士們的吟誦中，他突然叫道，“等到110時，拋出。”
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