外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹83：空軍上尉與郵遞員(中英)
Hurrying to my plebe chemistry class at West Point, I noticed a tactical officer in my regiment coming the other way, white gym bag over his shoulder. He was an Air Force captain，and his blue uniform stood out amid our Army olive drab and cadet gray. I quick1y saluted，and then heard the officer demands an explanation from the plebe behind me for his failure to do so.
在西點軍校上課時，我急急忙忙地去上新生的化學課。我注意到我們團的一名戰術軍官肩上背著白色的運動包正從另外一邊走來。他是一名空軍上尉，他那藍色的制服在我們陸軍的草綠色制服和暗灰色制服中間格外顯眼。我立即敬了一個禮，接著就聽見那名軍官要求我后面的學生解釋為什么沒有那么做。
“But, sir,” said my bewildered classmate, "I thought you were the mailman!"
“可是，長官，”我的學生迷惑不解地說，“我還以為您是郵遞員呢!”
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