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Lawyer Joke(28)

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  Your Honor,“began the defense attorney,”my client has been characterized as an incorrigible bank robber,without a single socially redeeming feature. I intend to disprove that.“

  “And how will you accomplish this?”the judge inquired.“By proving beyond a shadow of a doubt,”replied the lawyer,“that the note my client handed the teller was on recycled paper.”

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