免费黄网站-免费黄网站在线看-免费黄色-免费黄色a-亚洲va欧美va国产-亚洲va中文字幕欧美不卡

手機版

Question / Answer Jokes(51)

閱讀 :

  Q:How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

  A:That is a military secret. If I told you I would have to kill you.

更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大全

幽默 笑話
本文標題:Question / Answer Jokes(51) - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
本文地址:http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/85663.html

相關(guān)文章

  • 外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹119:飯前的謝恩祈禱(中英)
    外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹119:飯前的謝恩祈禱(中英)

    This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified,he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Chris...

    2018-11-01 英語笑話
  • 悶騷狗與腹黑貓的爆笑生活日記

      Excerpts from a Dog's Diary....  摘自一只狗的生活日記……  8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!  上午8點-狗糧!我的最愛!  9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thin...

    2018-11-26 英語笑話
  • 你身上就不會長蟲子了。

    A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, w...

    2018-11-28 英語笑話
  • 律師的咨詢費

    律師的咨詢費律師的咨詢費A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!” And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn...

    2019-01-18 英語笑話
  • 趣聞:芙蓉姐姐上英語教科書了

    如今明星上教科書已不是什么新鮮事,前有周杰倫,近日連芙蓉姐姐也上了《新概念英語》,作為配圖用來解釋“spectacular”這個單詞。這樣一來,看來...

    2018-10-29 英語笑話
  • What's the difference between women

      8 You take her to bed and tell her a story.  18 You tell her a story and take her to bed.  28 You don't need to tell her any story to take her to bed.  38 She tells you a story and takes...

    2018-12-07 英語笑話
  • Man Vs. Woman Joke(3)

      Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance  Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy  Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair  Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故...

    2019-01-02 英語笑話
  • 看笑話學(xué)英語36:Poisonous Snakes毒蛇
    看笑話學(xué)英語36:Poisonous Snakes毒蛇

    聽笑話學(xué)英語36:Poisonous Snakes毒蛇A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. 一個陽光明媚的下午,蛇父親和蛇兒子出去散步。The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The fath...

    2018-10-31 英語笑話
  • Over too soon

      A man and his wife are watching a Mike Tyson boxing match on pay-per-view TV. The husband sighs and says, “I m so disappointed! It was all over in four minutes. What a fucking rip-off(索取高價,偷...

    2018-12-25 英語笑話
  • 英漢幽默故事選讀【18】

    Nest and Hair  My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.  "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. ...

    2019-01-06 英語笑話
你可能感興趣
主站蜘蛛池模板: 欧美一级特黄特色大片 | 国产丝袜不卡一区二区 | 国内精品国语自产拍在线观看55 | 久久爱wwwww 久久爱www成人 | 日本一在线中文字幕天堂 | 中文字幕乱码视频32 | 日本aaaa片毛片免费观看 | 久久久国产乱子伦精品 | 欧美成人三级视频 | 亚洲国产精品日韩高清秒播 | 91资源在线| 露脸国产野战最新在线视频 | 久久免费99精品久久久久久 | 99热成人精品热久久66 | 欧美精品a毛片免费观看 | 在线观看日本污污ww网站 | 国产午夜亚洲精品 | 91精品福利手机国产在线 | 日本一线a视频免费观看 | 久9久9精品视频在线观看 | 美国毛片亚洲社区在线观看 | 国产在线视频精品视频免费看 | 国产在线观看精品一区二区三区91 | 51久久夜色精品国产 | 国产成人18黄网站免费 | 亚洲一区区 | 91情侣高清精品国产 | 中文字幕一区二区在线视频 | a级国产乱理伦片在线观看99 | 泰国情欲片寂寞的寡妇在线观看 | 久草福利社 | 99久久99热精品免费观看国产 | 国产人妖xxxx做受视频 | 极品美女写真菠萝蜜视频 | 尹人在线视频 | 亚洲精品男人天堂 | 国产高清精品自在线看 | 国产精品一在线观看 | 国产精品久久毛片蜜月 | 九九国产 | 91视频站 |