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Over too soon

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  A man and his wife are watching a Mike Tyson boxing match on pay-per-view TV. The husband sighs and says, “I m so disappointed! It was all over in four minutes. What a fucking rip-off(索取高價,偷竊)!!”

  The wife replies, “Good! Now you know how I feel.”

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