外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹03：蘑菇與毒蕈(中英)
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒覃區(qū)別開呢?
Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.
年長的童子軍:上床前吃一個(gè)。
If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。
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