雙語笑話 當然應該
Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他？
杰克：當然應該了。
湯姆：為什么？
杰克：否則他就該跟我借了
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