外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹224:猜疑心(中英)
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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him,"Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying," She's not only bald,but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume !”
曾有過這么一個老婆,由于強烈的猜疑心,以至于每晚當他丈夫回家之后,她因為沒能從她丈夫的上衣上找到頭發而對他大吼道:“好啊!你竟然為了一個禿頭女人而欺騙我!”第二天晚上,她沒有聞到丈夫身上有香水味,她又對他大吼道:“她不僅是個禿頭女人,還是個窮的連香水都買不起的女人!”
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