外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹225：民主黨人和共和黨人(中英)
Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
民主黨人做出計劃，然后把它放到一邊，而共和黨人則追隨其祖輩制定的計劃。
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.
共和黨人認真研究報紙的財經版，而民主黨人卻將其墊在鳥籠底下。
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