接待員告訴他價(jià)格取決于房間的大小和人數(shù)
When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.
" Do you take children?" the man asked.
"No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."
當(dāng)一個(gè)男人打電話給旅館問多少錢一個(gè)房間，接待員告訴他價(jià)格取決于房間的大小和人數(shù)。“你帶孩子？”那人問。“不，先生，”店員說。”只收現(xiàn)金和信用卡。”
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