一位精明的家庭主婦
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.
She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"
一位精明的家庭主婦聽(tīng)說(shuō)有種爐子只需要消耗他現(xiàn)在使用的爐子的一半煤燃燒。
她聽(tīng)了大為興奮,說(shuō):“那太好了!因?yàn)橐粋€(gè)爐子可以省一半的煤,那么如果我買兩個(gè)的話,不就可以把煤!”
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