她不打算對我說話一個月
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一個男人坐在酒吧里,最悲傷的悲哀的表情。
酒保:“有什么事嗎?你和你的妻子有麻煩嗎?”
男人:“我們吵架了,她告訴我,她不打算對我說話一個月。”
酒保:“這應該讓你快樂的。”
這個人說:“不,今天是這個月!”
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