彼此竭盡全力--雙語幽默笑話
"professor, i did the best i could on this test. i really don't think i deserve a zero."
學生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應該得零蛋。”
"neither do i. but that's the lowest grade i'm allowed to give."
老師：“我也是。但是這已經是我能給的最低分了！”
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