One or Two?
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顧客：服務(wù)員，我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉？
服務(wù)員：先生，請(qǐng)稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。
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